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Brother Bear
Brother, can you spare a bear?Thomas moved from art direction at Disney World, to creating entertaining comic books, podcasts, and toys riffing on conspiracy theories....
The Incredibles
What happens when there is no Disney proxy (parents dying) and we get full on spy-fi mid-century modern?Thomas moved from art direction at Disney World, to creating en...
Finding Nemo
We found Nemo, He was occulted. Got himself initiated into a secret society.Thomas moved from art direction at Disney World, to creating entertaining comic books, po...
Home on the Range
The American Dream might have ended in this movie.Thomas moved from art direction at Disney World, to creating entertaining comic books, podcasts, and toys riffing on ...
The Jungle Book 2
If you're gonna do the Jungle Book again, you've gotta do "Bare Necessities" at least three or four times. Oh, and mind control stuff. That, too.Thomas moved from ar...
Teacher's Pet
If it ever bothered you that Pinocchio was lacking in trans-humanism, then this is the movie for you.Thomas moved from art direction at Disney World, to creating enter...
Piglet's Big Movie
Why do things always get weird when we check in on the mental health of those living in the Hundred Acre Woods? Also, Antichrist.Thomas moved from art direction at Di...
Princess Mononoke
Finishing off our, uh, Gib-ly. Pronounce that as "jib lye." Anyway, can't argue with the advice that you should not touch the black goo.Thomas moved from art directi...
Howl's Moving Castle (w/ PJ and Abby from 'Conspiracy Pilled')
You're only as old as you feel. Especially when you're in the midst of a Alistair Crowley/Rudolph Hess magical sort of battle.Critics call Abby and PJ's take on consp...
Treasure Planet (w/ Andreas Xirtus)
The real Treasure was inside us the whole time?If you did Andreas' vibe, why not head to his website:https://xirtus.com/Thomas moved from art direction at Disney World...
Spirited Away
Hayao Miyazaki is pretty much the Walt Disney of Japan, and Disney distributed his Studio Ghibli movies in the West, so it would be weird not to cover the ones that fi...
Lilo & Stitch
What happens when you put real characters in a Disney movie?The Paranoid American moved from art direction at Disney World, to creating entertaining comic books, podca...
Peter Pan 2: Return to Neverland
Remember, do not make direct eye contact with the Pan.The Paranoid American moved from art direction at Disney World, to creating entertaining comic books, podcasts, a...
Monsters, Inc.
You'll scream, you'll laugh - it's Monsters Inc. Stick around to the end if you wanna hear our first podcast attempt that was derailed by tornadoes.The Paranoid Ameri...
The Lizzie McGuire Movie (w/ Megan Claire Murphy)
Could this just be an inoffensively charming movie about a teenage girl? Mostly, but we've got at least one weird curveball for you.Megan is an actor, and she's putti...
Recess: School's Out
Playtime is over.The Paranoid American moved from art direction at Disney World, to creating entertaining comic books, podcasts, and toys riffing on conspiracy theorie...
Atlantis: The Lost Empire (w/ Gordon Rochford)
A great Disney movie sunk in a 2001 marketing cataclysm. And then we get to talk about Atlantis in general.Gordo is OG in podcasting conspiracy. Dive deep into the d...
The Emperor's New Groove (w/ Juan Ayala)
This one offends Peruvians because they do not want to be associated with David Spade.Juan gets into the occult, Illuminati, and Nic Cage at his Juan on Juan Podcast. ...
Dinosaur
Not the one with "Not the Mama!"The Paranoid American moved from art direction at Disney World, to creating entertaining comic books, podcasts, and toys riffing on con...
The Tigger Movie
Could the One-Hundred Acre Woods be an MK site?The Paranoid American moved from art direction at Disney World, to creating entertaining comic books, podcasts, and toys...
Fantasia 2000
Watching Disney move from the 20th century to the 21st. What spells might we find here?Thomas moved from art direction at Disney World, to creating entertaining comic...
Toy Story 2
The Zodiac, Archons, scales of consciousness, and more! How much existential dread can you muster through the lens of Toy Story?Thomas moved from art direction at Dis...
Tarzan
There are two kinds of people in the world: those who like George of the Jungle and those who are into eugenics.Thomas moved from art direction at Disney World, to cre...
Doug's 1st Movie
Probably best not to hold your breath for Doug's 2nd Movie.Thomas moved from art direction at Disney World, to creating entertaining comic books riffing on conspiracy ...
A Bug's Life
Yo ho, yo ho!! A bug's life for me!!Thomas moved from art direction at Disney World, to creating entertaining comic books riffing on conspiracy theories as the Parano...
Mulan
Is the this first Disney movie where the hero begins and ends with a complete family?!?Thomas moved from art direction at Disney World, to creating entertaining comic ...
Hercules
Hercules! Hercules! Hercules!Thomas moved from art direction at Disney World, to creating entertaining comic books riffing on conspiracy theories as the Paranoid Ame...
The Hunchback of Notre Dame
What happens when Disney almost directly takes on religion? Kind of... sort of.Thomas moved from art direction at Disney World, to creating entertaining comic books r...
James and the Giant Peach
Life's a peach, and then you go to New York City. Also - what will we say about Roald Dahl?Thomas moved from art direction at Disney World, to creating entertaining c...
Toy Story
This podcast started with the contention that Fantasia was the cinematic spell that set the stage for 50 years of Disney films. Perhaps this opening salvo from Pixar ...